[emclovin]

I'd buy you a drink, but I'd get jealous of the straw.

Could you please take your clothes off? 'Cause it's driving me nuts trying to find the bruise you got when you fell from heaven.

Do I know you from somewhere? You know, besides my dreams?

Your booty shivers me timbers.

When God made you he said, "Man, I am GOOD!"

I bet you could tell me what 5 plus 5 would equal, seeing as how you're a perfect 10.

Other Peoples!

Is That A Ladder In Your Tights? Or A StairWay To Heaven?

Do you raise chickens? 'Cause you sure did raise my cock.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Have you got a phone book?
I need to call heaven and tell them an angles missing.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
When you fell from heaven did it hurt?
So, how do you like it?

I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get

Are you wearing spacepants, because your behind is totally out of this world!

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

I want you to have my children... They're in the car outside.

I've been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can't do it.

Are we related? Do you want to be?

I won't unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me.

You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as heck.

Do you have a map? 'Cause Honey, I just keep gettin' lost in your eyes.

Your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.

You know, for a tall chick you're feet aren't too big

You're ugly but you intrigue me

What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?

Whats a nice place doing in a girl like you?

I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?

Im a computer nerd and Id love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface

Most Of These Are Sians!

[bunny-goes-rawr]

Psh.
Those are awesome.
XD

[x--andy]

XDDDDDD

[x--andy]

XDDDDDD

[emclovin]

Ooh... I like the rubix cube one! =)

[punk_in_da_makin]

LOL.
I've had a few crap ones said to me in my time.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
When you fell from heaven did it hurt?
So, how do you like it?


:lol:
Can't think of anymore that havn't been said.

[emclovin]

You tired yet? Because you've been running though my head all night.

Your father a baker because you got some lovely buns ;)

[emclovin]

Bump Much

[emclovin]

Bump Much