[scott_john]

Ok wat had happened was we had this cook out @ my school 4 the marching band camp and my friends and i were talkin and this girl bout 6 or 7 started messing wit my 1 of friend and i said be gone satin and she lik walks toward her mom and i was thinking o god shes gonna tell on me so i start running and my friends were lik john where u goin woah look @ him go 1 started counting and he was lik 1 2 3 waoh he ran across the parking lot in 4 seconds holy *** hes still going i had a coke in my hand and i start drinking it while i was running i was o **** o **** o **** and i chunked it and nailed this dudes car and it left a mark and i jumped bushes and **** ran over trees and i ran inside and i tried to act natural so i ran into the band room and there was these 2 girls and there were lik wat is that sound i sounded lik darth vader when i was trying to catch my breath my friends finnaly caught up wit me saying dude that was amazing the dude saw u throw that can and hit his car saw and ur in so much trouble i was lik o **** and they were just playing i was so scared i mean her mom coulda knifed me and it turned out the lil girl went to go get a coke