[ling77701]

1."You are like the spinache I use to clean out my colon."

2."you look like an ape after its eaten its young"

3."your so big and hairy you make gorillas jealous"

4."your so fat u look like garfeild after hes eaten a plate of lasagna"

5."your so sexy you make barbie jealous"

6."ur such a sexy beast you make care bears jealous"

7."ur such a sexy beast you make the big bear of the woods jealous"

8."ur colder than a java chiller"

9."your hottor then tatortots right out of the fryer"

10."ur hotter then hot sauce from taco bell"

11."ur hotter then a burrito from taco bell"

12."I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list." (we didnt make this one up)