 Re: Post interesting, funny, or provocative quotes
I would like to present;
Where in the World is Sarah Palin?
Sarah Palin, governor of Alaska, is in her home state. She looks out the window and proudly proclaims; "I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE!", probably while shooting caribou out said window.
Sarah Palin is on her way to... I think it was Israel or Egypt, I can't remember, but anyway. Her plane stops in Ireland for re-fueling on the way. Though she never set foot off the plane, when asked about her foreign relationship, Palin says "I've been to Ireland!"
The plane lands in Israel or Egypt or whatever and Sarah Palin disembarks. While there, she sees the border of Iraq. When asked about her trip to the Middle East, Palin says "I WENT TO IRAQ!"
Where in the world is Sarah Palin? Apparently, more places than we think ;]
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