[honey2800]

Confucius say... Don't worry, it will ride up with wear.

[steven76]

Confucius say:
That's it, I'm going home to take a nap.

[material_boy]

Confucius say:
Can we talk?

[jamies1977]

Confuse-us says:

A man who can smile when all has gone wrong has thought of somebody to blame.

[steven76]

Confucius say:
Don't have a cow, man.

[catalina_w]

Confuse Us say: Man who live in glass house must not be very modest.

[steven76]

Confucius say:
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[honey2800]

Confucius say... Nitwit, Oddment, Blubber, Tweak.

[steven76]

Confucius say:
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

[jamies1977]

Confuse-us says:

Watch out for falling rocks.