[jamies1977]

Confuse-us says:

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

[honey2800]

Confucius say... It's that time of the month... Don't make me angry. And bring me back some chocolate!

[steven76]

Confuse-us say:
Mama say knock you out.

[honey2800]

Confucius say... My Hands are weapons, no really... I had to register them with the FBI.

[jamies1977]

Confuse-us says:

Some day we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.

[steven76]

Confuse-us say:

Man stupid, get hit by parked car.

[honey2800]

Confucius say... I drank myself into Bolivia.

[yamisui]

Confucius say:
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

[jamies1977]

Confuse-us says:

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

[steven76]

Confuse-say:

Sunshine on my shoulders gives me sunburn.