[steven76]

No.

Have you even written a letter to the President?

[shell89]

No, but I wrote one to John Major (an old prime minister we used to have).

Have you ever remembered something funny and laughed out loud, regardless of time and place?

[-emanuelle-]

Yes.

Have you ever publically offended someone on purpose?

[honey2800]

Nope.

Have you ever mooned someone on a dare?

[jamies1977]

No

Have you ever spent the night in a house that was suppose to be haunted?

[steven76]

No.

Have you ever touched a real live monkey?

[catalina_w]

No, but can I count the 3 toed sloth?

Have you ever swam with dolphins?

[honey2800]

No

Have you ever held a trantula?

[jamies1977]

No

Have you ever had a pet gecko?

[steven76]

Never have.

Have you ever been chased by a rabid dog?