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I LOVE TWILIGHT THAT'S WHY I HAVE THIS!

Edward:

Sing Spice Girl songs over and over in your head.
Think about what would have happened if Bella picked Jacob.
Wreck his Volvo.
Blame Jacob.
Tell him that Jacob and Renesmee eloped.
Take his C.D. Collection and replace it with music from the 50's, 60's, and 70's.
Lock him in a closet with Jacob and see who makes it out alive.
Have Emmett smash his piano.
Laugh as he attacks Emmett.
Call him names like Eddie-kins and Eddie-poo.
Ask him if he can pick up A.M. Station yet. (A.K.A Bella's mind)
Buy him a dog and tell him that's its name is Jacob.
Ask him to turn into a bat for you.
Put all of his things over the boundary line so he can't get them.
Tell him that Mike kissed Bella.
Proclaim your love for werewolves.
Sell his Stereo on Ebay
Walk up to him, shout “EMO BUDDIES!!” and proceed to do the emo-handshake-that-only-emos-know-handshake!
Sell each of his CD’s on Ebay on different accounts so that he can’t link you to the crime.
Tie him up with a rope and force him to listen to the Teletubbie’s themesong again…and again…and again…
Use him as a solar panel
Get the Barbie song stuck in everyone’s head so that he has to hear it in everyone’s head forever!!
Wear plastic fangs
Connect him to an AM meter and measure how many volts run through his arm
Dress him as the Easter Bunny and send him on an Easter egg hunt with the vicious 5-year-olds
Sing "I know a Song That Will Get On Your Nerves"(the song) in your head.He'll be sure to go crazy in under an hour guaranteed
Think of every possible way to torture Bella
Imagine Bella and Jacob.As a couple.Progress however you want with that.
Get Jacob to hit on Bella.
Fantasize about him in your head =]
Scream "Bella is sexy" in your head xD
Tell him to go die in a fire
think of many many ways to provoke the voultri and tell them the Cullens said that it would be funny
Scream loudly inside your head
Make up rumors about Bella inside your head
Sing "This is the song that never ends" inside your head
Whenever he gets within 3 feet of you scream "I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!"
Try to wipe the sparkles off him.
Go to his house and watch whatever room he is in. If someone asks why, say 'I want to see when you guys go into coffins'.
Talk about how Bella would've been better of dying then being with Edward
Wear a shirt that says "Team Edward" with a big X through it.
When you're walking down the halls, think, "BARNEY'S THE COOLEST VAMPIRE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" REALLY loudly over and over again
Think about how much cooler werewolves are than vampires
If he's in the same class as you and you sit near him, go on and on and on and on and on about how amazing werewolves are and how stupid vampires are.
When you see his eyes, think that he must be money-obsessed to have that color of gold eyes XD
When you see Bella, think of every revolting thought you can think of until he growls at you
Continuously think about sucking blood
Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every morning.
Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.
Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD
Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school.
Make sure and tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him.
Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY)
YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET HORNY NOW!
And repeat. Over and over and over.
Tell him it was Jacob's idea.
Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like stupid or if it's just you.
Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.
For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.
Post his phone number and address on e-harmony.
Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul.
Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.
Steal his Vanquish and program his radio to only plays Lollipop –unedited of couse.
Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.
Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.
Refuse to replace them.
Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.
Get offended when he refuses.
Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
Constantly whisper in his ear "Chinese Fireball….ooooooooh!" (HP REFERENCE)
Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.).
Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.
Key his car. 'Jacob and Edward = LURVE'
Get him on that show 'intervention'. Make sure everyone knows he addicted to heroin.
Tell him you have Bella as a witness if he denies it.
Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.
Call him a liar when he says no.
Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak.
Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.
Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.
Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.
Make him watch the twilight movie.
Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.
Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.
Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.
Ask him if he's a virgin.
When he says yes, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.
Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron.
When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.
Tape porn to his walls.
Make sure Bella sees it.
Nail his CDs to the ceiling along with his Stereo.
Refuse to take them down.
Tell him Jacob thinks he's a sex god.
Tell him Jane thinks he's better than a sex god.
Start singing 'Paper cut' around him. Constantly.
If he sits near you,draw a stick-figure werewolf eating a stick-figure guy.Write "Jacob" on top of the werewolf,and "Edward" next to the guy.Then show him the picture and think very loudly"I'M GONNA HIRE HIM TO DO THIS!!DON'T THINK I'M JOKING,'CAUSE I'M NOT!"
Sing a REALLY bad rap in your head.
Imagine Jacob kissing Bella, against her will.