[zombeh_jayjay]

I'm a waiter so I have heard some stupid **** people have said to me.
My fave has to be...

"OH I DON'T WANT THIS FISH DISH ANYMORE.
IT SMELLS LIKE FISH....."


I wish I was kidding.

DISCUSS:

-Stupid things people have said to you.

[lawl-mart]

I almost laughed, but then I realized that it almost made sense.

If fish gives off a strong fishy odor, it isn't fresh.

[zombeh_jayjay]

lawl-mart wrote: I almost laughed, but then I realized that it almost made sense. If fish gives off a strong fishy odor, it isn't fresh.

But that was still a very silly thing that made me go "WTF?".
I had to go "wait....wha?" and I walked into the kitchen still in bewilderment.

[karina_x3]

"wow you have really curly hair"

(after having seen me many, many times before)


^^on the right

[meese-not-moosi]

One time, I was tryingg to call a friend Einstien....but I called them Gapetto.

[vomit_x]

"Get back here you ****in dykes so I can show you what a real man can do to you."

Ugh.

[karina_x3]

I HAZ ANOTHER.


me 30 seconds ago to myself, outloud:

since when is there a 'top' button?!

[ghastly--]

vomit_x wrote: "Get back here you ****in dykes so I can show you what a real man can do to you." Ugh.

You're kidding?

[db_69]

"LOL YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL CUZ U HAVE LONG HAIR"

Please disregard the hairy legs, facial hair, lack of breasts and lump in my pants.